5 years .NET experience

Question

Its funny sometimes when you get a set of requirements from a recruiter and you know that there is no way to fill it. Below is the requirements a friend of mine just showed me from his recruiter up North. Minimum of 5 years in Microsoft.NET , Visual Basic, MS Access, ASP, ADO, COM/COM+, Crystal Report, Java Script, DTS, Stored Procedures Transact SQL and interfacing with MS SQL Server. We all got a good laugh at this one. My guess is that the client told them 2-3 years and they just rounded up to 5, but that's the best defense I can give them. :-) -Mike