Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.
The taxi
driver figured that they were not in their minds.
So, he just switched on
the engine and switched it off and told them : "we have
arrived".
The first man gave him money.
The second one thanked him.
But the third one, he slapped the taxi
driver.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have
had
realized that the car din't move an inch.
So, he asked the third man:
"what was that for?"
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The third man replied:
"Control your speed from next time
onwards. You almost killed us"